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Scumbag Bing

With the recent changes to Google Search I’ve been trying out a number of search providers to see if they are viable options if Google keeps heading downhill. At work the “default” search is Bing so I’ve been spending some time with it and received a rather scumbag result.

Did a search on Bing and scrolled to the bottom of the page and was presented with the following notification on the bottom.

OF COURSE! I want some better results. Being new to Bing I figured what the hell and asked for them to “Show me” how I could get better results with Bing.

The result?

“Tips” apparently mean being forwarded to the search results for windows phone. Rancid…

Friday Links – January 13, 2012

→ In Flames Where the Dead Ships Dwell C Club Berlin 01 06 2011

Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome Fucking Awesome
DeathMelodicGirl

Retribution is upon us. Michigan is the second stop on the tour and I sure as hell know I’m ready. Really cannot beat In Flames and Trivium co-headlining in the smallest venue these bands will really ever play again in the states.

→ Vanberge/Vanbergs/Vanlandw – Wrestlemania 2000 Knockout Matches

The game is Wrestlemania 2000 and this is a “Knockout Match”. You can setup a game type with three players players in a “3-way match” and set the rules where the only way to win is by knockout. This is a great example of this match type and clearly the best way to play this game.

Related: Found this video while browsing some old folders and came to discover it was no longer online. A perfect example of a proper Knockout Match with myself the winner of course. This is a must watch…

What Went Wrong With The 360 Dashboard?

So, what’s going on? The obvious conclusion is that the SDK Microsoft is believed to have supplied to third-party video partners is limited to 720p only, leaving Microsoft’s host service with a clear quality advantage. The message we draw from this is that the platform holder wants to expand the take-up of the Xbox 360 as a media-streaming device, but very much on its own terms with its own content getting the best quality, and the user’s “homebrew” media not being given much importance at all.

Related. Yeah something is up here. Netflix and DVD video kinda looks like crap on my setup. I’ve moved back to the PS3 for all media stuff. Contrast and gamma on my games also have been really dark. On Modern Warfare 3 I have to crank the brightness all the way up in the settings to actually see something where I used to not have to do that in the past. Skyrim also there are times the game is practically a black screen.

Indiana, Amazon.com, reach sales tax agreement

According to the agreement between Amazon and the Department of Revenue (DOR), the company will voluntarily begin to collect and remit Indiana sales tax beginning January 1, 2014 or 90 days from the enactment of federal legislation, whichever is earlier. The state will not assess the company for sales tax for other periods.

Michigan will be next…

→ Official Google Blog: Search, plus Your World

Google Search has always been about finding the best results for you. Sometimes that means results from the public web, but sometimes it means your personal content or things shared with you by people you care about.

Google has officially lost their minds. This is horrendous change. Thankfully “with a single click, you can see an unpersonalized view of search results”. Best article I’ve seen explaining and showing how this is a horrible change.

→ Microsoft’s Share Of The Search Market Is Finally Bigger Than Yahoo’s

It (Bing) is now the second largest search engine in the U.S., just edging past Yahoo for the first time in December, according to the latest comScore data.

Since Bing is the default search engine at work I decided awhile ago to give it a shot. 95% of the time it’s really not so bad. For blanket searches it gives me what I need but it doesn’t seem as “smart” as Google can sometimes. Also the rewards are nice I’ve been able to grind $5 of Microsoft Points and a $5 Amazon Gift Card.

→ Apple CEO Tim Cook didn’t really make $378 million in 2011

On paper, the shares were worth more than $376 million when the grant was made. But in 2011, they were worthless. Half of them will vest in 2016, five years after they were granted. The other half will vest in 2021 — “subject to Mr. Cook’s continued employment with the Company.”

“As of September, it (Apple) had $81.57 billion in cash and marketable securities in the bank and zero debt.” That alone is so cool.

Michael Clayton – George vs Tilda

He so OWNED her at the end, fuck her!
95Godfather 1 week ago

*SPOILERS* – This is the ending of the movie so beware. George Clooney delivers one of the best lines ever in a movie, if you’ve seen the movie you’ll know what one it is.

Friday Links – January 06, 2012

The Danger of an Attack on Piracy Online

WOULD IT FIX THE PROBLEM? Probably not, and even if it made some progress toward reining in rogue sites, the collateral damage would be significant. Under the terms of each proposed bill, the federal Department of Justice, as well as copyright holders, could seek a court order against a Web site that illegally hosts copyrighted content and then wall off the site permanently.

No better way to start the year then with discussion about the most reviled peice of legislature around.

The Hideous Marketing of ‘Modern Warfare 3′

Here’s how the Modern Warfare 3 commercial ends. Two smug, A-list clowns strut toward the camera, rifles hanging over their shoulders, explosions consuming the city of New York, and then the words: “THERE’S A SOLDIER IN ALL OF US.”

No, there’s not.

Written by former paratrooper with U.S. Army and he nails it. I despise these commericals and practically most of EA’s and Activision’s marketing. Sadly they continue catering to the lowest demoniator with no signs of it ever stopping. Don’t forget: some game advertising can be fantastic

Are we on information overload?

It’s more connected to other pieces of information and more open to debate. Organizations — and even governmental projects like Data.gov — are putting more previously inaccessible data on the Web than people in the pre-Internet age could possibly have imagined. But this change raises another, more ominous question: Is this deluge overwhelming our brains?

Overwhelming I think is a great way of putting it. It feels there’s infinte subjects I want to learn about, read/write about, or dedicate time to and it never feels the resources are there. The Internet is just another beast…

Why Best Buy is Going out of Business…Gradually

The numbers only scratch the surface. To discover the real reasons behind the company’s decline, just take this simple test. Walk into one of the company’s retail locations or shop online.  And try, really try, not to lose your temper.

Over the last year I’ve ended up shopping at BB increasingly due to enjoying their store pickup option but for browsing I’ve learned what sections to avoid. The article details the worst example of staff soliciting cable service and it’s really gross. The only reason I don’t think BB is going anywhere is that they sell the stuff everybody wants.

21st century manners — or the lack thereof

Dear Mr. Dad: We’ve always taught our kids to say “please,” “thank you,” “excuse me,” and the other basics. But where are the rules about texting and using cell phones and all those other things that didn’t even exist when our parents were teaching us how to be polite?

A: Great question.

Phone etiquette is something I’ve practically given up giving a crap about. It will always bother me, there’s nothing I can do about it, and it’s a lost cause. Personally I  just try to lead by example but the article has some good rules of thumb but everybody lives by their own rules right?

Skyrim – Dovahkiin (Dragonborn) FULL SONG

The song is sung by 30 people 3 times, so that 90 voices are heard on the final track.

Honestly one of the best main themes I’ve ever heard  When the Morrowind Main Theme kicks in I cannot put into words…it’s so cool. The song is about how amazing your player character is in Skyrim. Couldn’t resist anymore picked up a 360 copy and this beautiful guide. That reminds me still need to make that best main themes post.

→ Fast Approximate Anti-Aliasing (FXAA)

Anti-aliasing has an intimidating name, but what it does for our computer displays is rather fundamental. Think of it this way — a line has infinite resolution, but our digital displays do not. So when we “snap” a line to the pixel grid on our display, we can compensate by imagineering partial pixels along the line, pretending we have a much higher resolution display than we actually do.

Nice write up on the second worst plauge making your games look like shit. Particularly for 360 people low internal memory (RAM/eDRAM) resulting in texture issues (popin/low quality) are plauge number one. Graphics technology has always been interesting to me.

→ Still on the fence? Just google “Santorum”.

2. Senator Rick Santorum.

Clearly definition 1 is not ‘sfw’ but comes to show the power of the Internet is awesome. Has anybody at all heard anything positive (sane?) coming out of the republican party? No way in hell any of these buffoon candidates are going to take down Obama. Note: Screw Santorum what a dick he’s gross. Note 2: Don’t vote for Rick Santorum he’s clueless.

Burgettai

Nothing more needs to be said about this.

Plight of the Protagonist – Deus Ex: Human Revolution – 2011

Quote of the Year: "Women never fail to underestimate men"

In any story we all gravitate towards the Plight of the Protagonist. In the first season of  24 we spent a single day following Jack Bauer though one of the best theoretical “what would I have done if I was him?” situations. With Red Dead Redemption we took a ride with John Marston, a man with no choice but to go forward on hopes to have returned the only thing that matters to him. In the novel The Stranger by Albert Camus the lead is Meursault, a man so ernest and disconnected with everything we needed to finish the tale if just to know if he ever feels anything for anybody other then his own internal monologue.  All these characters have something about them, something that makes us want to experience their tales.

Above is promotional artwork of Adam Jensen the player character in Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Jensen a man given great power and influence and Deus Ex is about what he does with that power. In every interaction and combat scenario he pull the strings. He can drive men to suicide or with a little reasoning alter their fate. He can walk into an industrial park guns blazing cutting down anybody that moves, or he can tip toe in the shadows and avoid conflict. The future world of Deus Ex is his to mold. An outsider would look at that picture and see some mechanical man drinking and having a smoke. I see a man with a large weight on his shoulders and having a brief moment solace and contemplation.

In the start I didn’t feel much for Jensen. Before becoming augmented he’s just a smokers voice who’s way too comfortable around his ex-girlfriend. His backstory is filled with hardship so he’s a man who never had it easy. After getting his ass kicked to the brink of death he becomes an over-augmented strongman for his professional superior. When the world opens up is when the game shines and the choices that need to be made slowly are revealed. By the end, the future world altering choice to some could look arbitrary but personally was cause for pause. Some might not like the way the ending is presented but from the eyes of Jensen it was a choice we made together.

By the end this was the first game in a long time I was sad reached it’s crescendo. Deus Ex: Human Revolution is made by adults for adults. Humor is supressed and the combat and stealth elements are not for the light of heart. This is another one of those games that I adored but it’s not for everybody. Much of the action is trial and error and playing on a Xbox 360 it felt at times I was looking at loading screens more then doing anything interesting (Note: Part of this is my own fault playing on “Hard”). The storytelling at times can be strange. Much of this game is what you make of it, maybe that is why I liked it so much? For a single player experience DE:HR did more of what I like about video games more then any other I can think of in years.

Note: This post was written back in September but was reworked slightly since then. Note the time of posting and one can see why it was pulled back.

Friday Links – December 30, 2011

The Social Networks

I consider this site to be the landing ground for everything that I consider most important. I publish the content I care most about here because I own every pixel of the experience. It is also a great launchpad to push fine readers like yourself to other areas of the Internet that I frequent or want to share.

If I wrote the above most of the !outrage! here I bet could have been avoided. A very elegant way of saying what I wanted to do here at vanlandw.com. Conversation these days is so fragmented what I want to share these days will only be posted here.

Matthew Stafford provides Pro Bowl performance to clinch postseason

My friends in other cities sometimes ask: Which team is the biggest deal in Detroit? Red Wings? Tigers? I always give the same answer: The Lions, and it isn’t close.

Truth. Looking forward to the Lions looking good (hopefully) in the playoffs. Stafford played great against the Chargers.

The Worst C.E.O.’s of 2011

The most complacent chief executive in America has got to be Mr. Weldon of Johnson & Johnson. And maybe the luckiest as well, because he remains in his corner office despite an incredible collection of product recalls from all corners of the company: insulin pumps, syringes, hip implants, sutures, contact lenses, Tylenol (!), Benadryl, Rolaids, the list goes on.

Of course Hastings from Netflix and the RIM duo are on this list but clear winner (based of importance of services) is Weldon.

Battlefield 4: Co-op

I think Freddie forgot one thing that everyone maybe doesn’t care: We can see the shadow of the GoPro camera on the ground
ChrisNgWoW 1 hour ago

Damn nitpickers. Freddie’s channel is great and this is another cool video. Somebody should just give him a million dollars and let him make a movie and sell it Louis CK style.  His archives are good particually the video with Andy Whitfield. Still makes me sad we won’t be seeing him in a second season of Spartacus.

→ The Email Person at Amazon Web Services is Really, Really Excited

Has anyone else noticed they’re always so excited there? Here are some screenshots of the intros for almost all their emails I’ve received this year…

We are excited to announce vanlandw.com thought this was a rather clever observance.

The Book of Jobs

It has now been almost five years since the bursting of the housing bubble, and four years since the onset of the recession. There are 6.6 million fewer jobs in the United States than there were four years ago. Some 23 million Americans who would like to work full-time cannot get a job. Almost half of those who are unemployed have been unemployed long-term. Wages are falling—the real income of a typical American household is now below the level it was in 1997.

Last link for the year and I leave you with another America is doomed article. No kind words for the big four.

Fantasy Football 2011 – Championship

I dropped from second place last year to fourth and finished poorly with a series of consecutive losses. My performances were strong just nowhere near as strong as the top three in the leauge. Fourth place is where I belong.

Payner is apparently on his way to “becoming a hall of famer”. Congrats to the top three this year in a very hard fought and competive season.