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Bliss

Bliss
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Immortality (2022)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1350200/IMMORTALITY/

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Van Men Are

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Tepper

He was just insanely cute. Miss you buddy.

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Vampire Survivors Ring Tones and Notification Sounds

Sound effects can be found in the following directory if you bought the game on Steam.

Steam\steamapps\common\Vampire Survivors\resources\app.webpack\renderer\assets\sfx

These audio files are in Ogg Vorbis format but can be converted to MP3 using your favorite media player or audio editor.

Vampire Survivors Level Up Sound
Vampire Survivors Treasure Medium Sound

Enjoy!

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Profesor Desayuno

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Classic REposts – I have Defeated Final Fantasy X

Originally Posted September 2, 2009

The day of reckoning has FINALLY come. Vanlandw has defeated Final Fantasy X! This has been a long, painful, time consuming expedition but this evening I was finally able to overcome “Braska’s Final Aeon” on my third try after some tweaked buffing and a dinner of tater tots. As I sit back reflecting on past feelings brought fourth because of this game I listen to the Final Fantasy X Soundtrack and in my own way truly try to put my life into perspective after what has transpired here.

Vanlandw Sticking a Fork/300 Foot Sword Into FFX

My thoughts on the game mirror on the tone of jjafuller’s. He wrote two posts (one / two) mostly as rants but rants that are all valid. After reviewing these posts I believe I agree with everything he said. The cut scenes from 2001 do not hold up with recent offerings and the stutter on multiple characters when they speak (Yuna, Auron, Lulu in particular) is borderline annoying. The voice actor for Wakka (John DiMaggio) is the lone standout but he is almost non-existent towards the final act. Also the guy for Seymour grew on me as the game moved on, he played a good asshole.

Absolutely 100% Unskippable

The main  gripe I mean to touch on is the unskippable cut scenes and the genuine pacing of the game.  In Final Fantasy X you CANNOT skip cut scenes. Now, I love cut scenes. The Metal Gear Solid series is my favorite series of games and those games are LOADED with cut scenes. The thing with FFX is when you are having problems with bosses sometimes you will have to watch a five minute scene over and over again. Before you fight the final boss you have to go though the dreaded “Crystal Room” then sit though a long cut scene before the battle. On my third attempt on the final boss I put the controller down and made food. Earlier sections of the game I was cleaning my apartment during the cut scenes. The pacing of this game drags it down so much. There is so much time twiddling your thumbs and rewatching scenes it ruins the impact the game is trying so hard to bring. After looking at videos for Final Fantasy XIII it looks like the battle pacing has been radically changed.

SPOILER ALERT SIN IS JECHT! As the characters in the game remind you of every cut scene

Another thing to be discussed is the absolute broken combat. In this game your characters can only gain “AP“  by being “active” in combat. That can be, defending, boosting, or pretty much any action during combat. Your party in FFX can have up to seven characters. Some battles could be won in as low as three actions. There are so many times I had to have my characters be brought into battle to do nothing that required nothing to be done by them. My strategy for a large amount of the game is “how can I defeat my enemies so all my guys can do something”. This also gets you into a bind at some points. You bring in somebody to do something then one of your guys dies, then you need to bring them back to life to get AP. This drags battles way longer then needed and then in turn makes them more frustrating then need be. Keep in mind I used only three characters to defeat the final boss and swapped nobody.

There is a lot of “good” in this game but sadly to a 29 year old male this was the only game aside from World of Warcraft I’ve ever played that felt like “work”. After a point I was listening to my iPod just to make the time go by faster. Honestly I like the music a lot in this game. It’s not as “iconic” as many of the Final Fantasy soundtracks from when I was younger but the “To Zanarkand” track is fantastic and I like how throughout the game many variants of this song was used. Moreover, the “Tutorial” section at the start of the game has a very fast pace and has a great “frantic” feel to it. I wish more of these style of battles and exploration was used rather then the countless “Trial” rooms.

Beneath the Rubble Lies my Copy of Final Fantasy X

This all started because vanberge and vanbergs made fun of me for never defeating this game when I was in college. As a “van” part of being a “van” is being stubborn. I made it a very firm point at this junction in my life to once and for all conquer this game so I will never receive any additional grief about it EVER again. As my favorite track from the game plays in the background to a degree it makes me sad that I did finally defeat this game. As myself and everybody around me gets older will there be another game that I’m driven to the brink of insanity to defeat? Will any outside forces ever again fuel my desire if only for spite to be victorious in a electronic medium? This post and these thoughts are forever timeless. As my final image to a “vanlandw” I leave behind in my past along with Final Fantasy X I leave you my readership with this……

EF YOU FINAL FANTASY X I’M FREE AT LAST


Glad to be able to recover this post. I’ve referred to it many times over the years. Such a nice time capture of how I was playing games in 2009. All the pictures were taken with a quick snap camera. All photos edited on a tiny eeePC. I had no capture device and this is prior to consoles having direct screenshot capabilities. Come a long way from my 40 inch Samsung housed in my 400 sqft apartment.

Regarding Final Fantasy X, I’d be curious if the remastered versions are more digestible. This was played on a PS2 Backwards Compatible PS3. Over time I’m not as sour on FFX and overall since then have only become more fond towards the entire series. Would be an interesting exercise to go finish X-2 and make blog out of it.

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Diane

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Classic REposts – RIP – Google Reader’s Demise

Originally Posted March 18, 2013

Vamp: You, too… Immortal? 
Raiden: No. I just don’t fear death.

When Google posted in October 2011 the removal of social features from Google Reader the writing as already on the wall. Google Reader is not immortal and did not fear death.

Last week Google posted in July 2013 they will be “powering down” (putting to death) Google Reader entirely. As a “user” of Google Reader practically daily this is a rather big deal. As a “customer” of Google Reader I guess it doesn’t matter as they offered a free service and who knows if they ever made a dime off me.

Would I pay to continue using Google Reader? Yup, being able to browse to ‘google.com/reader’ anywhere is awesome and have all the sites I frequent up to date is important to me

Would I pay for a service that does the same thing as Google Reader? Yup, being able to browse to ‘googlereaderreplacement.com’ anywhere is awesome and have all the sites I frequent up to date is important to me.

Who gives a crap about this anymore. Google blowing away a free service lots of people still use is not news anymore. The big news is what will be the googlereaderreplacement.com.

 Death Toll 


Honestly, I never found the true ‘googlereaderreplacement.com’. Much of this was also around changing jobs and not having the same amount of time to loaf online. Great memories of RDP’ing into a a home server to use AIM and Google Reader while fielding phone calls working in an actual office. What’s even more sad is all that remains of AOL Instant Messenger is this pathetic Tumblr blog.

It’s interesting because if you look online you can still see people lamenting the loss of Google Reader. google.com/reader is just a sad 404 now. RSS took a huge blow that day and I think so many people just adapted to a life without it.

Note: Death Toll still slams.

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New Content – Classic REposts

vanlandw.com has had a lot of iterations over the years. Much of that content has either been saved offline or just lost to time.

The idea is recovering and archiving this content. From there I would add some new comments. Calling this series ‘Classic Reposts’. All the content will be posted under the Classic REposts tag.