No two words…

EL SHADDAI

No two words have ever been uttered that carry the same weight and gravity since mankind learned to speak.

Define EL SHADDAI. What does it even mean? These are pertinent questions, however one does not just simply “define” EL SHADDAI. To think EL SHADDAI can be confined to any single definition is ignorant and the ultimate act of mankind’s hubris. One must take necessary caution even trying comprehend the totality in culture that is SHADDAI.

Exhibit One: Amy Grant – EL SHADDAI. The linked video contains a beautiful Contemporary Christian song that is the perfect track for a car full of drunk adult middle class white males. The video description demands “watch and please add comment and rate” but goes all scumbag and disables comments. Is this the true message EL SHADDAI whats to give? El-Elyon Na Adonai for sure.

Exhibit Two:

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron is an action video game for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game consoles. It is developed and published by Ignition Entertainment. The development is led by Takeyasu Sawaki, who was a character designer in Devil May Cry and Ōkami.  The game was released on April 28, 2011 in Japan, on August 16, 2011 in North America, and on September 9, 2011 in Europe. [1]

1.^The above was directly lifted from Wikipedia.

In all seriousness El Shaddai is a Japanese game made by lunatics and everybody should at least check out the first couple levels because of how crazy it is. That’s what El Shaddai means to me.

Note: This post was adapted from a draft from burgetta.

Note Two: Burgetta has unleashed his vastly superior post.

This is a screen capture from their video Hole In The Earth.

Ladies, keep this in mind when watching all their new videos where he looks rather handsome.

Did a search on Bing and scrolled to the bottom of the page and was presented with the following notification on the bottom.

OF COURSE! I want some better results. Being new to Bing I figured what the hell and asked for them to “Show me” how I could get better results with Bing.

The result?

“Tips” apparently mean being forwarded to the search results for windows phone. Rancid…

Nothing more needs to be said about this.

I dropped from second place last year to fourth and finished poorly with a series of consecutive losses. My performances were strong just nowhere near as strong as the top three in the leauge. Fourth place is where I belong.

Payner is apparently on his way to “becoming a hall of famer”. Congrats to the top three this year in a very hard fought and competive season.

As the season comes to a close it looks like I only made the playoffs twice…

Any suggestions?

I’ve been using Google Reader for over five years, shared over 3000 links and after the dick move they pulled last week they showed me this garbage hint.

How about I go ahead and +1 your face…

Without question one of the best exchanges in television history.

This whole show is a series of good character exchanges. Everybody should check it out. The first three seasons are available for streaming on Netflix. In particular the second and third seasons is the best stuff I’ve seen in a long time. Bryan Cranston is brilliant playing my favorite type of character, the one where you couldn’t imagine anybody else doing better then he does.