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Real American Morons


Just take a listen to the little ditty on this CD….then feel free to chuck it across the room.

Also, I apologize for the obnoxious envelope I had to use to mail this.

Please have a super day.


This is a post I’ve been meaning to post this for a LONG time. I was in the basement looking for apple stickers for the gato and stumbled upon the CD that contains sheer college humor. The note above was contained with the CD.

Back in good olde 2001 apparently I aided goedge and enfuego for one of their broadcasting assignments. The assignment was a “parody” of Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius. FINALLY I have uploaded this work of art to the worst/world wide web. Keep in mind there are THREE versions. I recommend the “full version” as its the longest and most complete version. The FULL version is 60 seconds. The others are much shorter but still worth a listen. Open in iTunes with album art showing for the full experience ;-)

Link: Real American Morons Full Version 60 Seconds.mp3
Link: Real American Morons Teaser 30 Seconds.mp3
Link: Real American Morons Short 10 Seconds.mp3

Category: Humor


8 Responses

  1. hellokittn says:

    wow. lol.

    pbr = worst beer on earth.

  2. vanlandw says:

    LMAO…pbr on tap isn’t TERRIBLE…but really just get budwiser if your strapped for cash ;-)

    and yes kramer these are REALLY funny…enfuego has a great radio voice:-*

    me on the other hand my voice is female sounding and awful

  3. Jeff says:

    Your instant messaging voice is female too, van. What a coincidence!

  4. Megan says:

    Best commercial ever. “I’m 13 and I’m blasted drunk!”

  5. vanlandw says:

    jja…you are doing DOWN! Clearly I am going to hurt you…off topic..

    goedge…yes it turned out quite well. now the whole world can hear your “creation” :-*

  6. Jeff says:

    Oh, I’m not going anywhere. :wink: …on topic…the audio clips are too quiet for me to hear on this machine.

  7. Megan says:

    The low volume of the commercials is due the volume on our original DAT. When we recorded it, we forgot to turn up the master volume. Many apologies. Please turn your speakers up accordingly.

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