I have never met Cooper B****f but today I was compelled to participate to his cause. I received an e-mail similar to THIS one in my inbox upon being rudely awoken by my place of employment on the tele. R***y “deadhalo.org” B****f has sent out a call to arms to his amigos to support his Wag*N*Walkathon he is going to take with his puppy! After reading the email originally I wasn’t going to participate but I said “what the hell” maybe I could do something nice for somebody for a change. After reading that a $10 dollar donation could contribute to a day of care for a dog I figured that could be the least I could do.
If anybody is interested in donating towards R***y’s cause HERE is the link he sent me. Looks like he has a modest goal of $500. I offered 2% of his goal so my good deed for the day is done. Also don’t think for a second that R***y’s charity towards domestic dogs gets him off the hook for the travesty that has become s*******o.org 
I’m going to the grocery store, spending $10 on dog food, and just throwing it away.
what about all the poor gato’s? gato’s need walks and rubbies too :-[.
Gato…did you seriously just use the word ‘rubbies’? That is a vanlandw-coined term, and it’s bad enough that he uses it…please, for the love of satan and all that is unholy, never use that word again.
vanbergs…you love me and my wonderful vocabulary :-*
:-*!?!?!?!???
if somebody was doing a donation type things for cats i would more certainly contribute
in my old age i’ve learned I like cats more then dogs
i am vanlandw
cats and dogs are equally terrible
Megan is correct
Hey van of the land of w…
I do believe you cursed yourself with your last comment ;-). You have done your share of contributing for the day. You should update your website
Negative, Megan. Dogs are man’s best friend. Cats are just plain horrid.
Dogs are dirty and smelly.
thank you vanlandw for this post and your donation. it is much appreciated! and vanbergs, please mail that dog food to:
full”jeff”’s house
grand haven, MI
ty
no
to be honest i like the idea of sending fulljeff/jjafuller/jja/Mr. Misled.us some dog-food. That would be quite the practical joke!
When I was younger I used to hate cats but now in my old age cats are so much better.
If you sent me dog food, I’m sure something in our backward would eat it. We have so much fucking wildlife, it is annoying.
lmao…apparently jja isn’t too keen about getting doggie food in his home :-[
clearly somebody should spearhead this project
get on that steve paul, you fucker. brb.