Comments on: Burma Will Once Again Be a War Zone

By: vanlandw

vanlandw — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:05:19 +0000

Yesterday I went to see Cloverfield and some asshole said “NEW YORK IS A WARZONE!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzVTC_LylNs

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:31:44 +0000

Gynecologist: “Rambo, I need you to get me into Hillary Clinton’s cooch. They say you’re the only one capable of getting in there.”

Rambo: “That cunt’s a warzone.”

By: vanbergs

vanbergs — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:57:42 +0000

The location in which the movie takes place is unimportant. The only thing that matters is that Rambo refers to the setting as a “warzone.” For example:

Stupid Bitch – “Rambo, can you take us to Hart, Michigan? We need to help the people there.”

Rambo – “No bitch, Hart Michigan’s a warzone!”

Stupid Bitch – “What about CandyLand? The sugarplum dancing happies are being persecuted for their religious beliefs!”

Rambo – “Candyland’s a warzone!”

By: vanlandw

vanlandw — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:06:14 +0000

I guess a fifth movie could take place in america with us getting attacked or something. Or Rambo breaking Kiefer out of prison that would be a badass movie as well.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:25:35 +0000

Rambo 5 will feature John Rambo liberating Jack Bauer from prison on his next DUI charge.

By: vanbergs

vanbergs — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:07:14 +0000

I can’t imagine they’d be able to top the armegeddon that was laid to cellulose in the fourth “Rambo” film, but I’ll be there opening day for it.

By: hola

hola — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:55:10 +0000

I’m happy you have another action packed feature film to look forward to