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Burma Will Once Again Be a War Zone

After being absolutely blown away this Friday seeing “Rambo” I stumbled upon without question the best news of the day.


Words cannot express how elated I am with this news. All four Rambo movies are personal favorites and Sylvester Stallone once again proved that he is the best action star ever. Even at 61 years of age Rambo just takes the viewer in an unadulterated action extravaganza of violence and sheer male-hood. For the male viewer Rambo comes highly recommended from vanlandw.

PS – If anybody can pass along the song featured in the internet exclusive trailer I would be very happy to receive it. According to the IMDB FAQ Page for Rambo they say the music came from the score for the George Romero horror film, Land of the Dead (2005). Also if anybody has any news regarding the Rambo soundtrack please let me know.

Category: Movies


7 Responses

  1. hola says:

    I’m happy you have another action packed feature film to look forward to :-)

  2. vanbergs says:

    I can’t imagine they’d be able to top the armegeddon that was laid to cellulose in the fourth “Rambo” film, but I’ll be there opening day for it.

  3. Jeff says:

    Rambo 5 will feature John Rambo liberating Jack Bauer from prison on his next DUI charge.

  4. vanlandw says:

    I guess a fifth movie could take place in america with us getting attacked or something. Or Rambo breaking Kiefer out of prison that would be a badass movie as well.

  5. vanbergs says:

    The location in which the movie takes place is unimportant. The only thing that matters is that Rambo refers to the setting as a “warzone.” For example:

    Stupid Bitch – “Rambo, can you take us to Hart, Michigan? We need to help the people there.”

    Rambo – “No bitch, Hart Michigan’s a warzone!”

    Stupid Bitch – “What about CandyLand? The sugarplum dancing happies are being persecuted for their religious beliefs!”

    Rambo – “Candyland’s a warzone!”

  6. Jeff says:

    Gynecologist: “Rambo, I need you to get me into Hillary Clinton’s cooch. They say you’re the only one capable of getting in there.”

    Rambo: “That cunt’s a warzone.”

  7. vanlandw says:

    Yesterday I went to see Cloverfield and some asshole said “NEW YORK IS A WARZONE!”


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