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OMG BEST NEWS EVER

There isn’t much else that can be said then what the image above hasn’t already told you. The DVD creators have finally given us a double dip that is worth a damn. A DIRECTORS CUT OF COMMANDO!!! MORE BENNETT!!! MORE VIOLENCE!!!

Words truely cannot comprehend how amazing this movie is. Everybody who has not seen Commando better be camping outside Best Buy September 18th. I will be picking this up for the Directors Commentary alone. Mark L. Lester better once and for all inform the public why Bennett is wearing chain mail in 1985. Best DVD feature ever…. “Let Off Some Steam Featurette”….life as we have known it will never be the same….

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17 Responses

  1. vanbergs says:

    This announcement = every future Action Movie Sunday. I fucking hate the return of Bennett.

  2. vanbergs says:

    BTW, one of the special features is labeled “Let of Some Steam” featurette. This may be the most important dvd ever released.

  3. FLO says:

    I really wonder what the extra five minutes have to offer. More Bennett perhaps? One could only hope.

  4. bun says:

    im sure it must have the now infamous “bennett dancing at the gay club” scene that vanlandw is so excited about

  5. Vanberge says:

    Let me tell you a little story about “Bennett”

  6. vanlandw says:

    Bennett is the straightest man ever to walk this planet. He wears chain mail, kidnaps children, fakes his death and walks around with a rambo knife.

    Bennett dancing in any regard should only be viewed as strictly a heterosexual activity.

  7. bun says:

    GOT A DEATH CURSE!

    i love everything right now.

  8. Vo says:

    Well, I know what I’m getting for my birthday.

  9. vanbergs says:

    Predator on VHS? :-P

  10. vanlandw says:

    Predator on BETA!

    Vo your birthday is going to be just fantastic….

  11. Vo says:

    Aw, But I wanted Predator 2 on Laserdisc.

  12. vanlandw says:

    You can get Predator 2 on DVD…..I hate Danny Glover….

  13. Vo says:

    The only way that could be any good, is if an army of Bishop clones explode from something and overrun the aliens while a special army of Dutch androids attack the predators. And they rename the Predators Bennetts.

  14. bun says:

    vo you are 100% correct. regardless, i will be seeing the avp sequel in theaters.

  15. Kramer says:

    AVP was about the worst movie ever.

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