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What El Shaddai Means To Me – El Shaddai: AotM – 2011


No two words…


No two words have ever been uttered that carry the same weight and gravity since mankind learned to speak.

Define EL SHADDAI. What does it even mean? These are pertinent questions, however one does not just simply “define” EL SHADDAI. To think EL SHADDAI can be confined to any single definition is ignorant and the ultimate act of mankind’s hubris. One must take necessary caution even trying comprehend the totality in culture that is SHADDAI.

Exhibit One: Amy Grant – EL SHADDAI. The linked video contains a beautiful Contemporary Christian song that is the perfect track for a car full of drunk adult middle class white males. The video description demands “watch and please add comment and rate” but goes all scumbag and disables comments. Is this the true message EL SHADDAI whats to give? El-Elyon Na Adonai for sure.

Exhibit Two:

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron is an action video game for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game consoles. It is developed and published by Ignition Entertainment. The development is led by Takeyasu Sawaki, who was a character designer in Devil May Cry and Ōkami.  The game was released on April 28, 2011 in Japan, on August 16, 2011 in North America, and on September 9, 2011 in Europe. [1]

1.^The above was directly lifted from Wikipedia.

In all seriousness El Shaddai is a Japanese game made by lunatics and everybody should at least check out the first couple levels because of how crazy it is. That’s what El Shaddai means to me.

Note: This post was adapted from a draft from burgetta.

Note Two: Burgetta has unleashed his vastly superior post.

Category: Humor, Video Games


7 Responses

  1. Burgetta says:

    I am glad I gave you permission to do this. At least it’s been released. Maybe at some point I will have the gumption to actually complete mine. You have done the Shaddais of the world a great service.

  2. vanlandw says:

    Clearly you need to post anything to your ignored blog. You are one of the best writers on the web today and everybody needs more burgettai banter.

  3. mes like this. jesus loves u.

  4. burgetta says:

    I enjoy the fact that this is in the “best” category of vanlandw.com. I am going to comment on every single post daily until I am awarded admin priviliges.

  5. Wonderful goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you’re just extremely wonderful.

  6. Don says:

    I just read this again. I had totally forgotten about this entire incident

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