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Meijer MVP – MAXIMUM VELOCITY POWER

Today I tried a POWERFUL beverage. Never again will I purchase Gatorade or Powerade.  Meijer MVP is now my “Naturally Favored Sports Drink” of choice.

With the summer looming many will turn to Sports Drinks for swift hydration.  Without having a drop of juice Meijer MVP packs a very sweet taste full of electrolytes. I know, I know nothing can beat the original. Well, I don’t care what OG’s say I’m totally psyched over Meijer MVP!

Alright, seriously Meijer MVP is some pretty good stuff.  The ingredients are practically identical to Gatorade likewise with Nutrition Facts. It’s around .50 cents cheaper then a similar sized Gatorade and tastes to my liking. Moreover MVP doesn’t give me the heartburn Powerade provides.  I urge everybody to buy a few 32′s and try it out.

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7 Responses

  1. bigred says:

    I will have to try this magic sports drink that you talk of. I’m always up for cheaper stuff.

    On a fattening topic, try the Meijer Brand Kettle Chips. those are awsome too.

  2. Megan says:

    I don’t know who bigred is but Meijer Brand Kettle Chips might be the most delicious chips on the planet. Also there is nothing mo’ better for ‘swift hydration’ than pure, unadulterated WATER. It’s free, it’s healthy, it doesn’t stain your clothes and it’s always available.

  3. vanlandw says:

    bigred is good peeps

    The kettle chips are amazing. MVP is pretty good as well. I’m at the point where I can almost buy any meijers product because they are either better or close to the “commercial” products. And cheaper!

  4. bun says:

    did you notice their logo is suspiciously close to the xbox? i love meijer. :P

  5. Adam says:

    brawndo’s got electrolytes. It’s got what plants crave.

    It’s the thirst mutilator

  6. Jeff says:

    I tried it today. I’d say that it is a decent alternative, but nothing to write home about.

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