Payner Please Comment

This past weekend was payner’s bachelor party.  Everything worked out fantastic and resulted in one of the best weekends ever.  Long story short I got shot in the head about five times with paintballs, saw countless crazed WWE fans, 22 pitchers of beer, enfuego got obliterated and rang a gong in the middle of downtown Detroit,  and countless other items that should be documented shortly on the internet. Sadly there is one thing we forgot to get taken care of.

Tuxes…

The plan was to do them Sunday but it never came up.  Now I’m not sure what to do!  Payner please respond so I know what the plan of action is.  I know last time I had to get a tux size I just did it at Men’s Warehouse they gave me a card with measurements. Also there is no way I’m driving to Ann Arbor to get this taken care of :-P

Another heads up I got my hotel room for the weekend.  The Weber’s Inn looks amazing and I ended up getting a room with a Queen bed and a “couch”. I would recommend everybody getting their reservations ASAP the dude I spoke with today said there were still rooms available.  Also my check in time for Friday is 4pm with an option to come early if I decide to.

I’m straped for ideas for a post so this is what happens my website turns into a message board.

62 Responses to “Payner Please Comment”


  1. 1 vanberge

    Payner - I had johson2 mail you the garage door opener from her work. You should have it tomorrow.

    Vanlandw - I got the same kind of room.. Queen with pull out couch. We are vans. Did you book for friday and saturday night?

    Vanbergs - you better book a room because i love you.

  2. 2 Megan

    WESLEY! JUST CALL PAYNER.

  3. 3 vanlandw

    Vanberge - I got friday night and saturday night so my check in time is Friday at 4pm with an option to go in early if i choose. Check out is noon sunday pretty much the same thing i did in october.

    I think I’m going to go early and check out the town I’m not 100% sure of my plans but I will be attending the dinner and all that shabaz :-P

    Ef the telephone I needed an update and I already have two comments so HA!

    :-*

  4. 4 chouse

    lol, my sister is having her reception at weber’s in october. i was just in a2 last weekend. enjoyz the east side.

  5. 5 Megan

    Should I be taking Friday off of work just to prepare for the sheer CRAZINESS that is PAYNER’S WEDDING?

  6. 6 Em

    Megan…. will you take friday off with me? I will have vacation by then….. we can get crazy….. can we afford a hotel room for 2 nights? We could stay in Wayne or Soga….. why am I posting this on Wesley’s site? I love you all.

  7. 7 bun

    im not in the wedding party- do i only need to get a room for one night? how much do they cost? i have no idea wtf im doing, obviously.

  8. 8 FLO

    I got my room today as well. I got a room with two double beds. The price was 90 bucks. Payner’s got group rate going. I think if you’re not in the wedding party then you just need the one day rusty. Or, you could clean the sand out of your vagina and come party the night before Payner gets hitched.

  9. 9 Megan

    How come more of us are not sharing rooms and splitting costs? Emily, I don’t know if I can fork over a Benji just for a hotel room. Although I really do want to see what A2 has to offer. Or more importantly what kind of beer A2 has to offer. Really though, PAYNER is getting MARRIED. I should obviously take Friday off…

  10. 10 vanlandw

    I may end up asking to share a room. I will be posting about it if I do. Clearly I’m going as early as possible if anybody actually clicks the links in my posts the hotel looks amazing.

    SHUT UP AND SWIM

    The quote of the bachelor party can apply at this hotel they have an amazing looking pool.

    I am hoping for at least ONE massive robinson reunion picture so everybody has to show up…..

  11. 11 bun

    enfuego, vanbergs, or whoever: i have a two bed reserved for saturday night only, and id like to split it. let me know if you would like to be my roomy. i do not snore, nor do i smell bad. im fucking teee. brb.

  12. 12 Megan

    Whether Emily likes it or not, she and I are hosting the post-wedding party in our room. And we have ONE bed. HOT!

  13. 13 bun

    one bed? i will be sure to bring my robe and wizard hat.

  14. 14 Megan

    I don’t know what the robe and wizard hat has to do with anything. However, I have a feeling that Weber’s Inn is going to absolutely hate the Payner/Rothney wedding guests that went to Grand Valley State University.

  15. 15 bun
  16. 16 vanlandw

    ef the weber’s inn

    I am going to tare da CLUB up!

    i am vanlandw

  17. 17 bergs

    Russellteee, I could probably share the room with you. I will be goin solo as well and do not wish to pay full price for this shindig. It’s either that or I drive back to GR that night…

  18. 18 vanlandw

    Vanbergs and russellteee should share a dormitory…. :-[

  19. 19 bun

    vanbergs, so it has been commented online, and so it shall be done.

  20. 20 vanbergs

    bun…flo and I discussed the possibility of all three of us sharing a two-bed hotel room. Would that tickle your fancy at all?

  21. 21 Megan

    Ohhhh who gets to share a bed?!

  22. 22 vanlandw

    i predict a go**ge sandwich in room flo/bun/bergs

  23. 23 Megan

    I am sleeping with Emily thank you very much.

  24. 24 vanlandw

    NO COMMENT :-x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL

    :-p

    There are so many things I could say in response to go**ge but I’m not going to do it :-P

  25. 25 Em

    I like to spoon with The Edge. I also can’t afford the hotel for 2 nights, but the drive to my dad’s house is like 20 minutes at most. Clearly we should take friday off and see what A2 has to offer…. beer wise…… then we can stay at Art’s. Then the hotel Saturday night….. where we will host a SWEETASS party! I vote vanlandw sandwich…. Edge/Wesley/Em…….. think about it!! smoochies.

  26. 26 bun

    yeah dude, a three way is fine with me. confirm that and i will cancel my reservation.

  27. 27 Megan

    It’s making me chuckle that Payner has not commented on a post titled PAYNER PLEASE COMMENT. Does this mean Wesley is standing up in a wedding sans tuxedo? I’m going to have the worst hangover ever on May 20.

  28. 28 vanlandw

    I hope rusty obtains a threesome May 19th weekend. :-[!!!!!

    Ef payner he emailed us about what we need to do about tuxes

    Go**ge i hope you obtain obliteration 8-)

  29. 29 Heather

    Okay, I don’t really know the lot of you, but Emily can vouch for me. Weber’s is a great place, so no worries there. Let me also recommend the following places in A2 for the drinking festivities:

    The Ann Arbor Brewing Company
    http://www.arborbrewing.com/

    Leopold Brothers
    http://www.leopoldbros.com/

    Ashley’s
    http://www.ashleys.com/

    Conor O’Neil’s
    http://www.conoroneills.com/annarbor/

    I haven’t been to these places since graduation (five years ago - good LORD), but they are super sweet! Have a blast in A2… I’m so jealous.

  30. 30 FLO

    i’m fine with it……but i do get a bed all to myself;-)
    i’m not sure if our rate goes up if its more people in the room. but, what they don’t know, wont hurt them.

  31. 31 Megan

    You definitely tell them it’s one person staying in the room. Come on, Eric! Surely you haven’t grown a conscience!
    I’m going to get kicked out of that hotel. I can feel it.

  32. 32 FLO

    everyone but payner has responded to this post. i don’t think payner views any of our web destinations.

  33. 33 Megan

    Payner works, exercises and eats salad.

  34. 34 Kramer

    I may have an extra bed. I reserved a room a while ago and don’t remember how many beds the room has.

    It pisses me off to no end that I have to spend more money in Ann Arbor.

  35. 35 Megan

    I plan on wrecking something while I’m in A2. Just to even things out. ;-)

  36. 36 Kramer

    Good call, Go**ge, I am going to do that as well.

  37. 37 vanlandw

    I am frightened to see what go**ge is going to do in Ann Arbor. Sadly I think we are all going to be disappointed when she does nothing wrong or destructive.

    All I care about is continental breakfast

    Heather - I do want to try the Ann Arbor Brewing Co…..I am planning on going to Ann Arbor Early on Friday hopefully i have enough time to check it out thanks for the recommendations 8-)

  38. 38 Megan

    Dear Wesley, you will NOT be disappointed. I will totally wreck something. Probably Payner’s wedding…but anyway. Also, if Emily and I are in A2 at the same time can we ‘attend’ ABC with you?

  39. 39 bergs

    Continental breakfast sucks ass. Fucking bagels and cold cereal? Man up! :-P

  40. 40 bun

    i am listening to ‘in flames’. steve if you like killswitch engage, you will like this band. also, im going to cancel my room reservation now. if any of you guys fuck me over there will be hell to pay.

    ok now i am listening to amon amarth, apparently. their first song on this album is a 40 minute track about vikings and valhall. brutal >:O

  41. 41 payner

    Alright, If you are going to ABC you should definatly check out Grizzley Peak brewing. The beer is just as good and not as many people go there. Go**ge I know you like wine so you should check out Vineology. Kramer bring some small bars of soap and some nickels to throw at hippys, I almost go punched by one whose stench was unnerving.

  42. 42 payner

    The reason Payner doesn’t comment is because it never shows up and I have to ask wesley to take my comment out of the spam.

  43. 43 Megan

    Dear Russ, Emily was mad that I did not offer our room to you. Therefore, if Flo and Vanbergs shun you, you are welcome in our room. ;-)

  44. 44 bunhof

    dear flo and vanbergs: the deal is off. im bunking with the girls.

  45. 45 berryvanlandw

    Russ you are the man this weekend should be interesting to say the least. Iam debating renting a car

  46. 46 Megan

    Russ - we are librarians.

  47. 47 vanlandw

    payner is absolutely right. i bet it happens to anybody running akismet on their blog comments.

    According to their website and I keep doing it they should “learn” that payner is not spam and yes I am sorry to everybody because payner does make great comments :-(
    “Help! Akismet is catching a regular comment as spam!

    Don’t worry, if you see a regular comment on your Akismet page, just click the “Not Spam” checkbox and submit and the comment will be sent back to Akismet as a mistake. The system will learn from your submission, though it may take a day or so in some cases. False positives, as they’re called, are extremely rare and we watch them closely.”

    Hopefully akismet will learn payner is a valued friend and not somebody trying to sell my readership viagra :-(

  48. 48 bun

    megan we should go on a crime spree together

  49. 49 Megan

    Russ I am down.

  50. 50 bergs

    Payner has tried to sell me viagra on several occasions.

  51. 51 bun

    sheer over 50 comments. is this a record vanlandwah?

    also megan- we should go about stealing melcat subscriptions. i dont think our library can even afford to join.

    he is froggie. i am bun.

  52. 52 Megan

    Your lib really cannot afford to join? :-(

  53. 53 vanlandw

    What in the world is a Melcat Subscription? My cat is named “Tepper” and I’m sure he doesn’t have a subscription to anything. Why does Mel’s cat have one?

  54. 54 vanbergs

    I don’t know how this turned into a discussion about libraries, but I think that means it’s time to close the comments on this post.

  55. 55 Megan

    Vanbergs is a hater.
    One more thing before comments are closed because Russ and I are cool - Wesley, why would you rent a car?

  56. 56 megan

    I just shared with everyone at the lib what Wes said about MelCat and we all laughed hysterically.

  57. 57 vanlandw

    The comments on my posts always go off topic….

    :-P

    I’m glad you and your co-workers had a good laugh at my expense go**ge!

    On topic I did end up getting my tux sizing done today. A few mins ago I e-mailed everybody involved for the “next step” just in case anybody really cares. Picture of the tuxes following…

    http://vanlandw.com/images/tux.jpg

    Comment: this is the tux except the tie is the same color as the vest.

    :-*

  58. 58 berryvanlandw

    Fuck all of you!!!!

  59. 59 Vo

    Post 60. W00t. Anyway, what’s payner e-mail so I can figure out what the fuck is going on.

  60. 60 vanlandw

    payner@gmail.com I believe is his email addy

  61. 61 bob

    r3m2EY hi great site thx http://peace.com

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