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The Art of the Chirstmas List

It’s that time of year when I’m going to be asked a billion times “what do you want for Christmas”. Now I know I’m even lucky to be asked that question but for a man like me it’s a tough question. At this point in my life I have about everything that I want other then things people won’t get me and cost way to much for me to get myself. I have towels. I have clothes. I have kitchen appliances. I want a Lexus. I want a Macbook Pro. I want a Plasma TV.

Sadly those are not possible items to ask for Christmas thus I need some ideas. There are a few things that I want I’m going to list down.

As you can see I don’t have much on my list I can think of.  Anybody have any ideas?

Category: General


24 Responses

  1. Jeff says:

    This is the most conceded, self indulgent post I have ever had the displeasure of reading! :???:

  2. Em says:

    me… all you want for Christmas is me? I heart The Wesley! You should ask for all the Harry Potter books….

  3. vanberge says:

    im getting you a savings bond for christmas. sheer holland.

  4. Megan says:

    I would say it’s a good start. You have 9 more things on your Christmas list than I have.

  5. Kramer says:

    LOL @ Vanberge

    The van sign I sent you was my Christmas present to you guys.

  6. Megan says:

    Okay, I can’t stand it any longer. Does Jeff Fuller mean ‘conceited’ instead of ‘conceded’? Conceded doesn’t really make sense in regard to Vanlandw’s Christmas list. :-p

  7. Jeff says:

    That is correct.

  8. hellokittn says:

    You should make a list for Tepper Gato too. Lil man has needs too ya know ;-) .

  9. bun says:

    @ vanberge

    case of redbull is the best idea ever. however, since you really want an xbox 360, i may have to purchase you a wii

    @che (not “gato”) :P
    c1. tepper is a cutie pie. brb.

  10. hellokittn says:

    No fair, I got the Wii :-( .

    I’m just pissed I couldn’t find one in pink :-*

  11. Megan says:

    ChIRstmas. HAHAHAHA! ROTF. :-*

  12. Adam says:

    How about a spellchecker?

  13. vanlandw says:

    russ buying me a Wii would be fantastic thanks :-)

    gato buying me a Wii would be fantastic thanks :-)

    goedge you are going down :-*

    adam…..smartass ;-) :-*

  14. bun says:

    Goedge, not all of us can be sexy librarians… perhaps you should give the jja a break :P

    ok, maybe not :D

  15. vanlandw says:

    rotf r***y….don’t EVER give jja a break

    he never gives me one :-P

  16. Megan says:

    Russ, not everyone can be sexy librarians, but you and I sure are! ;-)

  17. Vo says:

    Why FF3, why not Castlevania? It’s co-op

  18. vanlandw says:

    Vo…good call i should ask for that game as well



  19. Cechg says:

    I didnt see cechg’s lifelong friendship on that list. for shame…..

  20. Kramer says:

    Cechg? No fucking way.

  21. vanlandw says:

    Cechg….we are amigos forever

    also cechg do you have a website or even a “myspace” or a “facebook”

    your internet presence is lacking

  22. jj says:

    how about a vibrator!!!!

  23. Cechg says:

    sadly, no internet presence beyond a few electronic mail addresses ( garycechvac@hotmail.com ) and an urban dictionary definition. drop me an email an we can “catch up.” i would enjoy hearing how “wes’” life has been going.


  24. vanlandw says:

    lmao you should really widen your internet presence cechg. if you started a “blogz” you would without question have a large following


    email addy noted ;-)

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